Its not a duck, its The Mallard

55 reviews
Travel trailerHumble, TX
Sleeps 5
21 ft. long
Pet friendly
Offers delivery

My beautiful fiancée and I are avid travelers. She’s a nurse and I’m a firefighter. On our days off we love to get away. We purchased this RV because we are always traveling.As you walk in, you'll see a queen sized Tempurpedic to the right with a little bedside fan.
More to the left, you'll see the dinette which folds down into a bed for small adults or children.
Finally, the rear side of The Mallard has the bunk bed with 2 twin sized beds. It has a ladder installed to prevent damages to the trailer as well as prevent any injuries getting in and out of the top bed.
Directly across from the dinette, is the kitchen area. There is a 3 burner stove with a vent above it. There's also a microwave for quick frozen meals. Frozen meals you say? Yes, frozen meals. The Mallard has a pretty good sized fridge and freezer next to the stove that stays colder than your Ex’s heart.
Coffee maker, filters and coffee will be found in the cabinet under the stove. There is also a pot, pan and a flat griddle for bacon. Finally, there's some seasoning and utensils to cook with.
To the left of the stove, there is a sink with 2 sections which makes it easy to clean your dishes. Please don't put any food or oil into the sink.
Underneath the sink you will find trash bags, sponges, soap, disinfectant sprays and other various items. Bowls, plates, cups, forks, spoons and knives will all be found in the small cabinet above the dinette.
The bathroom in The Mallard has a toilet, shower and in the shelf above the toilet you will find extra towels, toilet paper, tide pods, and porta paks.Because we take our precious dogs with us everywhere, we know pets are family too. So, well trained pets are more than welcome! We just ask that you do not allow your pets to climb on the leather cushions so that they don't tear, and to please let us know if you plan on taking a pet so that we can lay down a pet blanket over the lower bunk. What's includedThe Mallard will have fresh linens for each guest. We do not want anyone worried about getting sick so we will be thoroughly cleaning her after each use.To avoid having too much swaying, a weight distribution hitch with sway bars will be included in the rental.The mallard has pots and pans for cooking. It will also have some plates, bowls and utensils.The Tv that’s in there is set up to be able to hook up to a satellite, but we have never done that. We normally just watch Netflix by hooking up our iPhones up to an HDMI cable with an adapter which is will also be included.We will also include a couple of fold up chairs and a fold up grill that’s located in the storage area under the bunks. RecommendationsWe love going out to Fredericksburg. The local wineries are a lot of fun to meet up with friends.We recommend spots around the San Marcos river. Dani and I like to rent some tubes, float the river for a bit, catch a buzz and then come back and watch TV in the camper.Lastly, we would recommend going to the Canton KOA. We just recently went there and they have a beautiful campground. They also have the largest flea market in the US. It’s a lot of fun to go shop and bargain out there. Other things to noteIt would be appreciated if the outdoor shower was used to try to clean up before getting back in the Mallard.Pets are allowed but please try to avoid any accidents.And no smoking inside the camper.Thanks!

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Features

2018 Heartland Other
  • Sleeps 5
  • Fresh water: 41 gal
  • Gray water: 44 gal
  • Black water: 27 gal
  • Propane capacity: 9 gal
  • Gross weight: 4,460 lbs

Amenities

  • Toilet
  • Inside Shower
  • Outside Shower
  • Generator
  • Solart
  • Water hookup
  • Electric hookup
  • Sewer hookup

Rules and policies

  • Pet friendly
  • Tailgating friendly
  • No music festivals
  • No smoking
  • Mileage: 100 free miles / day
  • 4 generator hours / day
No “boondocking”- fee depends on damages or messes. Entire security deposit will be held until damages are assessed.
No smoking- 500 dollar fee if broken.
Pet messes- fee depends on damages. Entire security deposit will be held until damages are assessed.
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Add-ons

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DO NOT SMOKE IN CAMPER
Do not smoke in camper. $500 fee will be applied on top of the $500 deductible.
NZ$885.00
/each
Dumping Fee
Dumping Sewage and gray water
NZ$177.00
/each
Generator Fee
$100 per day
NZ$177.00

Availability and rates

There’s a 2 night minimum stay

Discounts
  • Weekly (7+ nights): 10% off nightly rate
  • Monthly (28+ nights): 20% off nightly rate
Fees
  • Security deposit: NZ$885.00 (refundable)
  • Prep fee: NZ$265.50. This fee will cover preparing and sanitizing the unit prior to each rental.
Its not a duck, its The Mallard

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Daniel P.

December 20225

Rafael G.

November 20215

It was great

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Jonathan P.

November 20215

Garth is a great host. He engaged quickly in communication which always puts me at easy. The delivery experience and pickup were about as easy as it can get. We would rent from him again in a heartbeat!

Angela D.

November 20215

Perfect rental, perfect camping trip. The Camper was the perfect size for the 2 of us and would fit a family of 4 comfortably. The bunk area provided storage for our stuff, but is ideal for additional sleeping space. The owner was available to answer all my questions prior to leaving as well as during our trip. Good communication is critical and he delivered. I don’t have a tow vehicle so I had the RV delivered to the campground. When I arrived Garth had the rig set up, everything hooked up, AC on, fridge cold, and the outdoor rug in place. This rig also comes fully furnished with coffee pot and coffee, bottle water in the fridge, kitchen necessities, bed linens, blankets, towels, soap, shampoo, outdoor chairs and a grill. This was a huge plus for me because it means packing less stuff. I thoroughly enjoyed my trip and working with Garth. I will be a repeat customer.

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Jameesha B.

September 20215

For my first camping experience I must say Garth has set the bar. His drop off & set up was seamless, he explained everything to my husband & I simply and straight to the point. I was also grateful he brought along his generator since I didn’t have one of my own. The camper itself was amazing sleek up to date and simply comfy. He also texted to make sure all was going well with my camping experience. Picking up the camper there was another camper that was parked a little close but being a good driver he pulled it out without a problem. I will be a return renter. Thank you Garth


Location

Humble, Texas

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